Cleon the Neon
Cleon is sick. What do you say to console a sick car? Really, I think that it is the owner of a sick car who should receive the condolences....
My car has had an oil leak, just a bit of a cold really, nothing too serious. However, in the process of fixing the oil leak, it appears that it is no longer oil that is the problem, but transmission fluid...TRANSMISSION. The Doctor informed me with a sad and serious expression, "It has gone into the lungs, I'm afraid." I just didn't know if I could take that kind of news...well, at least I think that I handled it better than my bank account. I had quite a job consoling my bank account. What a fuss! So, in lieu of his delicate condition, I'm thinking that Cleon's days are numbered...poor thing. He has been a good friend, it is a sad moment.
Tear :(
However, I need some help...
Because I can't have a horse, what is a "Jemma Car?" Comments?
My car has had an oil leak, just a bit of a cold really, nothing too serious. However, in the process of fixing the oil leak, it appears that it is no longer oil that is the problem, but transmission fluid...TRANSMISSION. The Doctor informed me with a sad and serious expression, "It has gone into the lungs, I'm afraid." I just didn't know if I could take that kind of news...well, at least I think that I handled it better than my bank account. I had quite a job consoling my bank account. What a fuss! So, in lieu of his delicate condition, I'm thinking that Cleon's days are numbered...poor thing. He has been a good friend, it is a sad moment.
Tear :(
However, I need some help...
Because I can't have a horse, what is a "Jemma Car?" Comments?
posted by JdeMonaco at 12:20:00 AM
8 Comments:
I'd say a Hyundai. I like the Sonata's (2005)2006s' are okay too...) and XG350's. Or a newer Neon?
when i think of cleon i think of The Keys, camping, racoons stealing food, late night cuban in miami, service, eating reese's balls til sick, and being called a "turd." Any car that can handle that is a jemma car... i'd warn against those kia's... nice on the outside... but usually terminally ill... i'd say honda or toyota.
If you just want a car that'll last forever I'd say either a Volkswagon (anything but a bus 'cuz they die alot) or some kind of volvo. But if you just want a new car... a Scion.
ignot what jenn just posted ..... (no offence jenn I love both but long term reiabilty isnt there strong points)
the sican thoe might not be as bad ,there made by toyota and you can still get them fairly cheep
wow best spelled post ever..... think Im just going to have jessica post for me from now on
Testplug don't be bad mouthing reliable cars. Volkswagon's do last for a very long time. Erin's runs great and it's from the 70's. And my Volvo runs great even after the huge beating it's taken and it's from the 80's(way before my time)
Your car is awesome! and I feel really special because I got to ride in it first before everyone else.! Mwahahaha. The feeling is great... I'm jk...
But doesn't all little girls want a pony?
how about "Shasta the Mazda" ??
Maybe not... I'm so confused... by the way...I LOVE YOUR CAR!!! I'll calm down now..
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